"I am sure the power, fame and money have done nothing to influence her decision to marry him..."
"My only knowledge of the area pre-7 years ago was when our conveyancing solicitor said “ah yes Norwich, I went there once; it was closed”. So if Norwich was the Hen central of the 1980s, I’m sorry."
"...Friday night fumbling ritual, which consists of a quick grope of the boob, sliding down to my nether regions, and using his hand as a lever will try to poke his way in."
"I am guessing that most will be looking to celebrate without stepping foot in church - I for one dare not just in case I internally combust..."
" if you’re a girl, you halve the number and if you are a guy (and you haven’t done it that much) you double it. "
"In the words of the minister who laid my mum to rest “Rose was a saucy old girl”. - Fannie Annie lets us know her Mum...
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Here's all the answers to this month's Outsmarted!
Over the last 15+ years over 50 pubs have gone in Norwich to my knowledge alone. Try and find them in this piece of prose! Answers included.
Enter your images into our exhibition of music photography...
Newly-married small-town grocer Trevor Tinsley is tempted by the charms of his neighbour, in a show which is definitely not for the kids!
Outline's Guide to the City of Ale...
Print to the People also takes its adventures around the area, with mobile printing workshops, so keep an eye out...
The Walnut Tree Shades has upped the ante from their monthly Sunday Open Jazz Jam, to make it a weekly occasion...